What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:10

From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
Moonraker
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.